To me. To you. Take him out.

Watch the Chuckle Brothers play live-action Hitman.

For those of you who grew up with these two lovable buffoons, there’s something deeply unsettling about watching the mustachioed siblings order an assassin to gun down a room of people, but here we are none the less.

To me. To the death.

In celebration of the launch in the latest installment in the Hitman franchise, Square Enix convinced the British ‘comedy’ duo to play a ‘Real Life Hitman’ simulation. The game has the pair guiding Agent 47 through a mansion in Devon and order him through a series of kills.

“When you’re in a quiet place, take him out,” orders Paul. “Can we push the statue on him?” he inquires.

There’s something both completely disturbing yet compelling about hearing Paul direct the character to “Shoot em all,” (despite concerns from Barry).

“Yes he can, Barry” insists Paul. By this point of course, it’s too late, everyone’s dead. ‘Oh silly you.’ Silly hitman, always so clumsy. ‘Oh dear, oh dear.’

For those of you outside of the UK who don’t already know, the Chuckle Brothers are a comedy double-act that starred in the long-running kids TV show Chucklevision. Favorite catchphrases included “To me, to you” and “Oh dear, oh dear” – in case those bits of the Hitman video went completely over your head.

For many of us, this pair was a staple of our childhood viewing schedule, so you can understand why it’s a little strange to see the duo turn from slapstick to cold-blooded killers!

12 Comment

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  2. Louis says: Reply

    Incredible quest there. What occurred after?

  3. これらの人は誰ですか?

  4. India says: Reply

    I could not resist commenting. I met paul once!

  5. Ira says: Reply

    That mustache tho

  6. Jimmy says: Reply

    Be careful girls!

  7. Johnie says: Reply

    Ugh… hate those guys

    1. Chuckle chuckle chuklevision

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  9. Haha I saw this the other day

  10. Used to watch this as a kid… man is he evil! hahah

  11. Torri says: Reply

    easily the weirdest video i’ve ever seen…

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