New Years resolution is to not get hung over. And that's that.
— Brent Scaggs (@WizardOfBoz7) December 19, 2015
Setting the bar low with my New Years resolution – drink more water and be more tanned
— Jess (@Jesssduds) January 4, 2016
New Years Resolution: stop eating food off the floor.
— Marshall Williams (@itsmarshallw) January 1, 2016
Two part resolution.
1) Learn to be happy alone.
2) Become much more fun to hang out with.
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) December 31, 2015
First New Years resolution is to immediately bin every pair of tights that fall down. Life's too short to be doing that tights pulling dance
— Big Tick Energy (@wwaning_gibbous) January 4, 2016
My only new year's resolution is to finally get through my Netflix queue.
AKA SETTING MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE AGAIN
— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) January 3, 2016
My New Year's Resolution is to be less cynical, even though resolutions are totally pointless and no one ever follows through on them
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) January 1, 2016
— BONGO ? ??? (@TreezyDD) January 1, 2016
My New Years resolution is to accept not every day is going to be a good eyeliner day (excluding today)
— OLD ACCOUNT (@_ohitsemma) January 4, 2016
I think my New Years Resolution is to generally be a better person, have more self confidence & not be afraid to do what I want to do?
— sam carr (@saamcarr) January 2, 2016
My New Years resolution is to pet more dogs in 2016 than I did in 2015
— daisy (@crazzydaisy21) January 4, 2016
New Years resolution: accept yourself
— Meg (@meghangordon124) January 1, 2016
New Years resolution is to gain more self confidence and take more pictures
— alexa (@alexajenay) January 4, 2016
My New Years resolution is just to have bigger hair. This isn't a joke so much as a warning.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 30, 2015
And finally, not a resolution, but I feel this chick!
I don't have any New Years resolutions but I do know a lot of people that owe me an apology
— brittany ashley (@britt27ash) December 31, 2015